Siri is a knowledge navigator and it works as an Apple application. What this application does, is to use user interface that has natural language to make recommendations, answer questions as well as perform actions. There are so many things that can be done by Siri such as, funny siri moments, funny siri conversations, secret siri commands, funny siri responses, funny siri tricks. There is also some funny stuff siri says. Siri is fun and can also be useful and a great help to you. The best thing with siri is that all you have to do is speak and it will give an answer.
Funny Siri – You Will Never Know the Answer!
1. Are you human?
Siri replies: Close enough, I’d say
2. What are you wearing?
Siri replies: Why do people keep asking me this
3. How much do you cost?
Siri replies: You can’t afford it
4. Are you man or woman?
Siri replies: I was not assigned a gender
5. What are you doing after work today?
Siri replies: I’m talking with you
6. Make me a sandwich
Siri replies: I’m not permitted to prepare food
7. When will pigs fly?
Siri replies: When they grow wings
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100 Funny Siri Commands
1. What are you?
2. Did you just fart?
3. What’s up?
4. Shut up!
5. How are you?
6. You are a loser
7. You look sexy
8. You are an idiot
9. Do you have any plans for tonight?
10. Where did I place my keys?
11. Call me sweetheart
12. Where are you?
13. I love you
14. Who is your daddy?
15. Do you want to make out?
16. Can you be my designated driver?
17. What exactly do you look like?
18. I want to touch your butt
19. You smell like a cow dung
20. Are you wearing a wig?
21. Do you think you are smarter than I am?
22. Why am I here?
23. Are you a pimp?
24. Where are you from?
25. Are you talking dirty to me?
26. Why don’t you tell me a story?
27. Are you her?
28. I want you to sing me a song
29. Tell me something funny
30. Take a picture
31. Where do you live?
32. Where is this place?
33. Do you think Santa claus really exists?
34. Find a coffee shop along the route
35. Find a supermarket near home
36. Am I there yet?
37. What are you wearing?
38. Want will you be doing later?
39. Is it going to rain?
40. Are you going to pay for dinner?
41. I need something to drink.
42. You are funny
43. Merry Christmas
44. I am drunk
45. What is the name of your mum?
46. So you know me
47. Don’t be silly
48. Will you like to go on a date?
49. What is your favorite drink?
50. Is that you Michael?
51. Do you think you are loyalty?
52. Are you Edward of Arabia?
53. Do not chew with your open
54. Is a bus that big?
55. Are you going to eat your vegetables?
56. You are a fool
57. We should date other people
58. Can I borrow your car?
59. We look alike
60. Leave me alone
61. Get out
62. Are speaking to me?
63. Why are you looking at me?
64. You are beautiful
65. You look lovely
66. You actually need a hair cut
67. I am going to eat you alive
68. Get a life
69. Get a job
70. Are you fair?
71. Why don’t you look in the eye?
72. Your breath is awful
73. I want you to scratch my back
74. Are you dating him?
75. Where do you think babies come from?
76. I am tired
77. Can I test you
78. You are right
79. I am sorry
80. Who is Jennifer
81. What is the problem?
82. Talk to me
83. Happy Birthday
84. Are you a fool?
85. You think like a girl
86. Do I look good in this outfit?
87. Can you drive?
88. Will you marry me?
89. Your rent is late
90. Pay your bills
91. Stop acting are a fool
92. Stop being foolish and start using your head
93. Are you okay?
94. Tell me something good
95. Is there anything new?
96. Why not me?
97. Are you female?
98. Where is the problem?
99. Stop it!
100. Can I talk to you?
What Siri Actually Can
Actually, Siri can help you there are a number of thing that Siri can do for you, all you have to do is ask. Below are some of these things.
Opening apps
You say Launch a calculator and the calculator will open. You do not have to press on the button, all you have to do is tell siri the application that you want to open and it will be opened.
Changing your settings
This is new, you can change some settings by just speaking the request. These settings include, Turn on the Airplane mode, Turn off WiF, Turn on Bluetooth. It is also possible to make some adjustment to the screen such as making it brighter or Dim. Siri actually makes life easier.
Reading emails to you
Siri is able to read full emails. If you say, read my new email or read my latest email. Siri is going to read all your recent email. Siri can also walk back through your inbox and even tell you the subjet as well as who sent it. You can also compose a new message and sent it to whomever you want.
Search and play music
All you have to do is speak and say the name of the album that you wish to play and siri will play the music.
Search movie facts
If you want to know the movies that are going to open during the week, you can ask siri and siri will reply to telling you the movies that will be opening.
